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Ricky Gervais Aims Kim Kardashian, Eddie Murphy, Bieber and Others at Golden Globes

Posted by:CristinaF -Date:1/16/2012 10:38:55 AM

Check out what his funny opening monologue was all about!

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Ricky Gervais hosted the 69th Golden Globes Awards and as always the funny man delivered!

The British comedian aimed Kim Kardashian, Justin Bieber, Johnny Depp and others in his opening monologue and he didn't shy away from anything! Check-out the highlights of Ricky Gervais's brilliant Golden Globes opening monologue:

On Kim Kardashian
: "The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. What? A bit louder, bit trashier, bit drunker and more easily bought. Allegedly. Nothing's been proved."

On Eddie Murphy:

"Who needs the Oscars? Not me and not Eddie Murphy. He walked out on them. He said no and good for him. But when the man who said "Yes" to Norbit says "No" to you, you know you're in trouble. I love Eddie Murphy. He loves dressing up, doesn't he? Versatile, he's versatile. No, he is. Bit of trivia for you actually. Eddie Murphy and Adam Sandler between them played all the parts in the movie "The Help"."

On Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce:

"What's with all the divorces? What's going on? I mean, Arnold and Maria, J.Lo and Marc Anthony, Ashton and Demi, Kim Kardashian and some guy no one will never remember. He wasn't around long. 72 days. A marriage that lasted 72 days. I've sat through longer James Cameron acceptance speeches than that."

On Justin Bieber's paternity allegations:

"Justin Bieber nearly had to take a paternity test (laughs). What a waste of a test that would have been! No, he's not the father. The only way that he could have impregnated a girl was if he borrowed one of Martha Stewart's old turkey basters".

Introducing Johnny Depp: "The man who will wear literally anything Tim Burton tells him to."

He'll be back next year for sure!

What did you think of Ricky's opening monologue?

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Added: 01/17/12 Hmmm...funny and edgy for the most part. But anyway, I am sorry Ricky, but I do not think we can put Kardashian and Middleton on the same phrase...

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