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Bo Burnham - New Math

Song Title :New Math | Artist/Band : Bo Burnham

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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy,
And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die
And what's domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid with too much in his pants
And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de france.

Split a decision with long division,
Take the circumference of your circumcision
Live like your data and when you're all "set"
Put it all together and whatever you get.

Is new math...

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a nike worker's meal
And santa clause mutliplied by "I" well I guess that makes him real,
And the square root of the NBA is Africa in a box,
How do u trace a scatter plot? give the pencil to michael j fox.

Take the approximate moral proportion of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion
Live like your data, and when you're all "set"
Put it all together and whatever you get...

Is new math.

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me you'd have a tree...
Full of asian porn.
C-A-L-C-U-LATOR (see you later) mathetmatical minds make industrial smog.
And what's the opposite of lnx, duraflame the unnatural log.

Support the farmers with a pro-tractor,
Link kennedy and lincoln with a common factor (fact, or)
Live like ur data... blah blah

Word problems

If there's a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy,
In order to predict his volume change you need to know the value of pi (pie)
And there's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her,
How long til it reaches adn kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor,
And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his freetime and mealtime while on his knees
And if kim is half as old as bobby who is two years older then twelve year old tori,
For how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape

Cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it can't be split then it's time to stop,
And havin sex is like doing fractions, it's improper for the larger one to be on top,
And havin sex is like math homework, I do it best when I'm alone in my bed.
And squarin numbers are just like women, if they're under thirteen just do them in your head...

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Comments for New Math Performed by Bo Burnham :

Added : 7/24/2008 5:31:19 PM

This song is genius

Written by ihopscotch.

Added : 10/16/2008 11:01:36 PM

Hhfjroor your mom is a money thaturecous

Written by neville grueler.

Added : 10/19/2008 12:06:38 AM

What a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy. A anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die. And what's domain, domain range(xxy)? A kid with too much in his pants. And two balls minus one? Six titles at the tour de france.

the tour de france cancer.

Spit a decision with long-division,
Take the circumference of your circumcision,
Live like your data and when your all "set"
Put it all together and what ever you get
it's new math, new math

What's a bag a chips divided by five? That's a nike workers meal. And Santa Clause divided by "I"? Well I guess that makes him real. And the square route of the NBA? Is Africa in a box. How do you trace a scatter plot? You give the pencil to Michel J Fox.

Take the approximate moral proportion of a probable problem of a pro-life abortion.
Live like your data and when your all "set"
Put it all together and what ever you get

It's new math, it's new math

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me you'd have a tree...
Full of asian porn.
C-A-L-C-U-LATOR (see you later) mathetmatical minds make industrial smog.

And what's the opposite of lnx, duraflame the unnatural log.

(That is clever)

Support the farmers with a pro-tractor,
Link kennedy and lincoln with a common factor (fact, or)
Live like your data and when your all "set".
Put it all together and whatever you get

It's new, it's new, it's new, it's new, it's new math

Word Problems

Ready. There's a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy,
In order to predict his volume change you need to know the value of pi (pie)
And there's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her,
How long till it reaches adn kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor,
And if ten percent of men are gay, and twenty percent of men are chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his freetime and mealtime while on his knees.
And if kim is half as old as bobby who is two years older then twelve year old tori,For how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape.

Cause math can be sexy

Cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it can't be split then it's time to stop,
And havin sex is like doing fractions, it's improper for the larger one to be on top, a ya
And havin sex is like doing math homework, I do it best when I'm alone in my bed.
And squaring numbers are just like women, if they're under thirteen just do them in your head.

In new math

Written by anonymous 956.

Added : 11/7/2008 8:06:35 PM