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Bo Burnham - Im Bo Yo

Song Title :Im Bo Yo | Artist/Band : Bo Burnham

Send "Im Bo Yo" as a Ringtone to Your Cell

Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it,
And girl, if your into a rimmin it's only safe if your swimming,
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin
Girl I'm gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies
You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses.
If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya.
You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meet (meat) ya

I'm bo yo
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot

Go to a
Vagina orchard, count 1, 2, 3
Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree)
That's right, consider yourself warned
I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn
Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram
Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.

First base, were making out
Second base, I'm getting faked out.
Third base, I'm getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
But I just don't know I said I just don't care
My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
Cause you can smell and spell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think

Chorus...

Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
I'm like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise.
My girl is epyletic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with
Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with...

Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects
I'm talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect
That says you can't have sex with members of different sects, but you can't have sex with members of the same sex
So if the sects can't be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame
And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u can write my name

Chorus...

Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics
This isn't about ironic pigment
If you're imagining this then I'm a chronic figment.

My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people think I'm lookin for lost rings
Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.

Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
Cuase I'm not homophobic, my morals are straight and
If I'm in the closet then you are below me (blow me)
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey

Send "Im Bo Yo" as a Ringtone to Your Cell


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Comments for Im Bo Yo Performed by Bo Burnham :

Added : 7/24/2008 6:34:12 PM

BAD:this isn't that good. it says a bunch of words that aren't even in the song. and the end of each chorus is different.. so you should of took the time to write the real lyrics..
GOOD: this is really fast song. and hard to get all the words. so i give you props for taking that time.

Written by frogtit.

Added : 8/15/2008 12:52:43 AM

Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it,
And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming,
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin
Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies
Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses.
If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya.
You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya

I'm bo yo
And im the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think im clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater im hot
Im a real G shawty that can really find your g spot

Go to a
Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3
Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree)
That's right, consider yourself warned
Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn
Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram
Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.

First base, were making out
Second base, im getting faked out.
Third base, im getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
But I just don't know I said I just don't care
My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
Cause you can smell and spell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think

Chorus...

Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
Im like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise.
My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im jerkin with
Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with...

Cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sects
Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect
That says you cant have sex with members of different sects, but you cant have sex with members of the same sex
So if the sects cant be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame
And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u can write my name

Chorus....

Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics
This isn't about ironic pigment
If youre imagining this then I'm a chronic figment.

My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people think im lookin for lost rings
Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.

Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
Cuase im not homophobic, my morals are straight and
If im in the closet then you are below me (blow me)
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey

Written by katelyn.

Added : 9/2/2008 12:10:50 AM

I love this song and i think he did the lyrics correct(i think)

Written by Caiden.

Added : 9/2/2008 6:11:53 PM

This song is great i have it burned on my cd for my car :)

Written by Dean.

Added : 9/9/2008 5:38:40 AM

Hes so goood and clever hes a real g shawty that can really find your g spot

lol

Written by Anthony.

Added : 9/15/2008 2:48:40 AM

Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
They could probably tie the knot in like 50 different ways
gotta safe fulla cherries, cuz I pop it and lock it
A girls like a fridge, once a week you should stock it
Girl, if your into rimmin' and it only safe if you're swimmin'
then girl don't sit on that couch, cuz I treat my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My shit's so hot I'll leave your toilet bowl steamin'
I'mma tear it(tarot) like the card of the gypses.
You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellypses.
If your pants are loose I repleat your a first time vegan.
and it's nice to meet ya

I'm bo yo
I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better, your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
I'm a real G-shawty that can really find your G spot

What the hell's a G spot ?

Go to a vagina orchard
count 1,2,3
spin that plant around you gotta 3rd world country.
that's right
consider youself warned
I'm offensive and creative like hadicap porn

Your playing with your breasts
excuse me can I try it ma'am
your pushing 'em together like a titty-ven-diagram
look at that crack
excuse me can I buy a gram ?
Right be low you diafram
ass looks like your hidin' ham

1st base were makin' out
2nd base I'm gettin' faked out
3rd base I'm getting take out

and I try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out.

but I just don't I know
I said I just don't care.
I said my flow so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear.
and you can spell and smell my stink
B.O lingers and makes you think

Cuz I'm bo yo
I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better, your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
You got 2 eyes only got 1 shot
yea
yo!

cuz girls are like doughnuts
when I be busting bo-nuts

I can make them cream filled
or give 'em a layer of glaze
I'm like doug's friend skeeter
Whenever I meet her
Cuz I skeeter so hard
people call her patty mayonaise
yo!
my girls epeleptic
Cuz she's the one I'm jerkin' with
C'mon you asian child laborer show me what your workin' with

Ohh large machinary

Cuz theres a inverse relationship
between respect and sex
I'm talking about religious sex
like a morman sect that says you can't have sex with members of different sex but you can't have sex with memebers of the same sex so if the sex cant be different the sex can't be same the only sex left is some left hand shame

And girl I left you cuz you left the game
and if that don't feel right then you can write my name

Cuz I'm bo yo
I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm better or not
Think your better, your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
and if I can't think of another rhyme then I ought to
Think of one.

yea,write this one down man

yo, yo

look past the skin
look at the lyrics
I run miracle cirlces around you like spherical lyrics
this isn't about ironic pigment
if your imagining this then I'm a chronic figment
yea
feel it, ready ?

man, my junks so long that it hangs and swings.
when the nude beach people think im looking for lost rings
play the skin flute
your big boy sings
if you wanna take it all
wear african neck rings, oh
yea
c'mon

haters call me gay, but that ain't hatin'
cuz I'm not homophobic
my morals are straight
and if im in the closet you are below me
takin' the B-A-T outta basement homie.

yeaa

yo, cuz I'm bo yo
I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better, your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
I'm a real G that can really find your G spot
yea yea yo yo imma real G-homie that can really find your G-spot

ohhh

Written by Randi .

Added : 9/22/2008 4:31:59 AM

Man i love this guy..hes my idol

Written by josh chambers.

Added : 10/2/2008 10:27:22 PM

Funniest song evarrr

Written by bolly.

Added : 10/15/2008 5:15:39 AM

I think it's supposed to say "So if the sects can't be different, the sex CAN'T be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame"... my favorite line by far :D

and randi... if you don't know what a g-spot is, i'd be surprised if you understood the rest of the song...

Written by Eric.

Added : 10/23/2008 10:44:12 PM

OMG DUDE! your sooo fucking good! I LOVE YOUUUU!!!! Honnestly come to SUDBURYYY!!:)

Written by Danelle.

Added : 10/27/2008 3:20:12 PM

THIS IS MY HERO

Written by Shino.

Added : 10/28/2008 3:00:28 AM

Eric your a dumbass it says "what the hells a g spot" in the song. Fucking retard

Written by jake.

Added : 10/28/2008 10:18:58 PM

OMG I LOVE THIS!! but im still trying to figure out how he made this up.... but its still great!

Written by taylor .

Added : 11/3/2008 2:49:01 AM

OMG this song is so funny i love it! i gave it to all my friends and the love it! he is so funny!

Written by Andrea.

Added : 11/3/2008 4:36:35 PM

I love this song me and my friend listened to it over and over again and practically got the whole thing memorized

Written by Britney.

Added : 11/3/2008 4:37:35 PM

This song is so funny me and my frind listened to it over and over again we practically got the thing memorized

Written by Britney.

Added : 11/7/2008 7:49:59 PM

Ha he ho thats funy i love his songs ther fuckn fun shit laters

Written by robert.

Added : 11/7/2008 7:50:34 PM

Ok thats WAY beter

Written by robert.

Added : 12/1/2008 4:31:21 AM

HE FOUND MY G SPOT

Written by JARMZ.

Added : 12/10/2008 2:40:10 PM

Bo i love you! your my idol!!!
Comee to delaware!

Written by bwatt.

Added : 12/13/2008 5:50:00 PM

This song is freakin amazing and i know every word to it! hahaha

Written by ohheyyy.

Added : 12/24/2008 8:30:23 PM

This song is gay!

Written by vince.

Added : 1/2/2009 4:00:16 AM

Frogtit
one your name is gay...
two your lame for saying that bo's songs are gay
the bad words and stuff is what makes it funny!!!
three go to hell!!!!

Vince
one: GO SUCK DICK!!!

Written by hey hey.

Added : 1/8/2009 4:29:18 PM

Ok pplz bo yo is awesome my friend becca showed me the song and now icant get it out of my head lol dude ok i wish i could meet him tht would be sweet

Written by liz jones 12.

Added : 1/8/2009 4:31:41 PM

HEY VINCE UR GAY BO YO I AWSOME

Written by liz jones 12.

Added : 1/12/2009 4:31:42 PM

Hey guys i googled my song, found this, i want to thank you all for being so supportive for my song, wheather you think im clever or not

Written by Bo Burnham.

Added : 1/18/2009 9:02:10 PM

Hey Eric apparently you dont understand th song "what the hell's a G-spot is apart of it you fucking moron ....so shut the fuck up..... because everyone who wants to bitch about the lyrics being wrong needs to its a fucking song if you like you know the lyrics if your a fucking idiot you beleive you know them so you have to preach to everyone else

Written by jordan.

Added : 1/19/2009 8:02:15 PM

My friend Laura made me look at these lyrics and she bored to me death!

Written by Heidi.

Added : 1/25/2009 3:52:17 PM

Bo your songs are great. This one is very catchy, love it.
Thanks

Written by Tashia.

Added : 2/1/2009 1:08:41 AM

Man he is awsome i think he is hot,BO ROCKS

Written by Pauline.

Added : 3/4/2009 2:10:41 AM

Awsooomee i love you in know mrs. thompson she tell us about you

Written by denny.

Added : 3/4/2009 2:30:13 AM

This song is awesome and Yes he should come to Sudbury!

Written by harrioson .

Added : 3/4/2009 2:31:42 AM

I spelt my name wrong before XD

Written by harrison .

Added : 3/11/2009 12:49:11 AM

Thank you all for commenting i ejoyed reading them

Written by bo burnham.

Added : 3/11/2009 12:50:19 AM

Its not bo burnham got lol

Written by lol.

Added : 3/11/2009 10:58:37 PM

This song is amazing i love it sooooo much i really only listen to this song

Written by sam.

Added : 3/11/2009 11:02:04 PM

I love this song sooooo much this is really only song i listen to

Written by sammy.

Added : 3/11/2009 11:03:10 PM

I love this song this is really the onlysong i listen to

Written by sammy.

Added : 3/11/2009 11:03:57 PM

I love this song this is really the only song i listen to

Written by sammy.

Added : 3/16/2009 9:07:59 PM

I love this songgggg

Written by sam.

Added : 3/24/2009 6:14:27 PM

This song is so iniprpiate!!!

Written by urg!!!.

Added : 3/29/2009 3:41:34 AM

This song is so fucking hilarious
i love all his songs
Bo you should so come to kansas lol

Written by hayley.

Added : 3/29/2009 12:14:21 PM

What the fuck IS a gspot?!

Written by katelyn.

Added : 3/30/2009 4:52:40 AM

I'm bo yo
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot

Oooh yeah... Provided that you point me in the general direction.

katelyn... get the fuck out

Written by greg.

Added : 4/22/2009 5:12:24 PM

You guys are all faggets who think this song isnt amazing go fuck yourself

Written by jordan.

Added : 4/23/2009 10:13:45 AM