Song Title:Hotel Can't Afford Ya
Artist / Band:Apologetix
Description: Apologetix Hotel Can't Afford Ya Lyrics. Find below the song Hotel Can't Afford Ya performed by Apologetix. This Hotel Can't Afford Ya song comes from the album Unknown. You can get all Apologetix Music and Song lyrics right here on www.6lyrics.com.
(This is a parody of Hotel California by The Eagles)From a dark desert highway we pulled into the innRome called for a census, I was from BethlehemUp above from a distance a star was giving me lightMy wife was heavy 'cause her child was dueWe had to stop for the nightSo I stood in the doorway of Bethlehem hotelAnd I was thinking to myself "I hope to heaven they'll give me some help"But they told us no-can-do and they sent me away"There's a place around the corner though where you both can stay"Welcome, but the hotel can't afford yaSuch a lovely place but we're out of spaceRan out of room and the hotel can't afford yaIt's the time of year with the census herehttp://www.6lyrics.com/hotel_can_t_afford_ya-lyrics-apologetix.aspxMy wife was definitely gifted, that's what the Lord's angel saidShe was about to have a baby boy while still virginSpent the night in the barnyard, cheap slumlord's rentSome night to remember, some night to forgetSo because of what happened I was grieving for my wifeI said "They probably haven't cleaned in here since B.C. 65"Animal voices were calling for straw and hayKeeping you up through the middle of the night just as if to sayâ?¦Welcome, but the hotel can't afford yaSuch a lovely place, but we're out of spaceHoliday rush and the hotel can't afford yaWhat a nice surprise for your silent nightHe was born that evening and shepherds came that nightAnd they said "We're all just visitors here of the Holy Christ"And in an ass's manger, they found the boy asleepThey started getting teary eyed so they went back to their sheepLast thing I remember there were wise men at the doorThey had a bunch of packages from the place they were before"We're late," said the wise men "We had problems Christmas EveWe've been checking out your shiny light all through the Middle East"
Fugitivo De Tu Voz
I Miss You
Bill Gates Remix
La canción de las noches perdidas
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