Everyone loves a little bling now and then. You’ll rarely find a woman dressed to the nines without a beautiful necklace to match. Even some men wear nice jewelry for a classy look. However, these gentlemen have taken bling to a whole other level. Their need for something over the top has put them on the top of the ten most ridiculous chains list without falter, and, once you see their noose-like creations, you’ll know exactly why.
1.
Big Ass Chain – T-Pain
Known for his humor in regard to the rap industry, it’s no surprise that
T-Pain
took irony to another level with his “Big Ass Chain”. There is no doubt that
T-Pain
was going for the laugh on this one.
2.
Crayon Box Charm – Sean Kingston
Sean Kingston had his crayon box chain custom made, which makes you
wonder if he isn’t attempting to get in touch with his inner child. Including a host of gems and precious stones, this chain has a value of over
half-a-million dollars.
3.
Giant Clock Pendant – Flavor Flav
Flava Flav is best known for two things – his obsession with women and the gigantic clock pendants hanging around his neck. Could it be a method
of overcompensation? Regardless, Flav is said to have pioneered the huge chain trend, and (insert sarcasm) everyone is exceedingly grateful for his
contribution to fashion.
4.
Crunk Ain’t Dead – Lil Jon
Lil Jon has a statement to make, and his monstrous “Crunk Ain’t Dead” chain says it all. The 2007 Guinness Book of World Records pinned this
chain as the world’s largest diamond necklace, with over 3,700 different diamonds nestled in solid gold.
5.
Lamborghini Chain – Soulja Boy
Covered in black diamonds,
Soulja Boy’s Lamborghini chain is not only nice to look at, but it’s also a functioning remote control car. At least
his ridiculous chain actually serves a purpose.
6.
“Brain” Chain – Petey Pablo
Made popular through the nineties cartoon hit “Tiny Toons,” it’s no wonder that
Petey Pablo chose The Brain for his contribution to the
ridiculous chain list, because what man doesn’t want to “try and take over the world”.
7.
Orange Man Chain – O.J. Da Juiceman
Da Juiceman is nothing if not inventive in how he sought to idolize his own stage name with the Orange Man Chain.
8.
Newport Cigarettes Chain – Noreaga
Noreaga certainly likes his smokes, which is clear by his custom made Newport cigarettes chain.
9.
Goon Chains – Plies
These goon chains, which resemble ghosts with grills on their teeth, easily put
Plies on the list. As if these aren’t enough,
Plies recently
sported a fitted hat chain, too.
10.
Character Chains – Waka Flocka
Waka Flocka clearly likes his childhood television shows. His Fozzie Bear chain indicates the creation of his stage name (“Waka, waka”).
He also likes to show off his Gumby and Pokey chains, though Fozzie is clearly his favorite.
Despite the fact that these chains are usually worth hundreds-of-thousands, there is little doubt that Tiffany shoppers likely don’t have these
ridiculous jewels in mind. Gaudy chains with lots of diamonds may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but you have to admire the creativity of the
jewelry designers. At the very least, they give us something to talk about.
So would you wear that king of Chains? Which one would you prefer?
